One of the servers crashed. The new system administrator tried to restore it.
He inserted a CD and needed to type a path name to a directory named "i386." He started to type it and paused, asking a co-worker, "Where's the key for that line thing?"
The perplexed co-worker asked what he was talking about, and he answered, "You know, the one that looks like an upside-down exclamation mark."
This is very sad to hear. Velvet-voiced R&B crooner Barry White (news), renowned for his lush baritone and lyrics that oozed sex appeal on songs such as "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe," died Friday morning, his manager said.
He had that baritone voice and was considered "Mr. Romance," cause of his singing style. His song "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" was part of our personal choice for our wedding CD.
This story concerns three elderly ladies, a large bottle of Crown Royal, and a baseball game. In addition, you get to be a detective.
Our three protagonists went to their first Mariner game; something that was an occasion of great excitement to them.
To add to the excitement, they smuggled a bottle of booze into the game, and started immediately to enhance the soft drinks they bought.
It was a good game. There was a lot of action on the field and a lot of action in the stands.
All too soon, long before the game was over, the bottle was nearly empty.
By now, I have given you enough information for you to be able to tell us how far along we are in the game, and what the status of the game is, i.e., Inning? & how many runners on base?
Have you figured it out yet? \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.
It's a national holiday. Bring on the festivals, music, food and fireworks.
I woke up this morning, thinking about reading the department store advertisments. Not realizing, that it was only Friday. I know my train of thought is going to be thrown off a bit.
But it's nice to spend an extra full day with my loving, wonderful, sexy husband.
Barry came home weeping bitterly. He had gone to propose to his girl and his father eagerly awaited her response.
"So what happened, Barry?" the old man asked. "Did she accept?"
"Oh, Dad, she sure didn't. When I told her what you advised me to do, she slapped my face and sent me home."
"Did you start out by saying what I told you to, what I told your mother when she accepted my proposal? `Dear, time stands still when I look in your eyes.' Did you say that?"
"Holy smokes, Dad, I got it all wrong. I said, `My dear, your face would stop a clock!'"
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over the the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone, and proceeded to punch in seven digits. I listened to the following conversation.
He said, "Lady, I want to cut your lawn."
The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I'll cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
The woman responsded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found yet more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida."
Again, the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The druggist walked over to the boy and said, "Son, I would like to offer you a job."
The boy replied, "No thanks. I was just checking on the job I already have."
A cop stops a drunk driving the wrong way on a one-way street:
I've heard so much, about this show but for the past 2 years, I got the opportunity to see all of Season Five and repeats of the other seasons.
Well, I have to say last night's (Great Sexpectations) episode was very amusing and entertaining. I have to give kudos to Samantha played by Kim Cattrall. Samantha is a very much a take charge woman, who goes after, what she wants.
She takes the girls out for dinner at a place called "Raw." Of course, the girls aren't thrilled about the food and Samantha notices a very hot looking waiter working there. Samantha becomes a regular there and so are the other women. Seems that they are hot for his body too. One by one the women leave, except for one. Samantha takes her on and tells her that she will end up in bed with him, so she'll pay for her meal and the woman agrees.
Next thing you know it, Samantha and waiter boy are having SEX! The amusing this is, they show them doing different positions and there is one, that I have never seen and don't think I want to even try. Ouch!
I can pretty much relate, with each individual character. I will sure miss the show and the final episode is aired. But there will be DVD of the complete seasons, so this can entertain us, when there isn't anything to watch on the tube.
I was browsing the net and came across this joke. Thought I'd share it with others:
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th Grade class one day. It was a large assignment, so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.
She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yelled. "I don't want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reached to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"Well, miss, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment was more severe. "I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she dropped the eraser when she turned around again. So she bent over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asked.
"Well, teacher, based on what I just saw, my school days are over."
